Anak yang bagus!!

Seorang mahasiswaa semester akhir menulis surat kepada ayahnya yang berbunyi :

Ayah,

     Saya merasa tidak selesa kerana terus menerus menulis surat kepada ayah untuk meminta duit. Saya merasa malu dan sedih. Saya ingin meminta duit sebanyak RM 1,000.00 dari ayah, walaupun setiap bahagian tubuh saya memberontak. Saya meminta dengan tulus dari hati saya yang paling dalam, ayah maafkan saya.

Salam Dari Anakanda,

Sarip Dol.

P/S : Saya merasa berat hati untuk mengirim surat ini, jadi saya cuba untuk mengejar posmen yang mengambil surat ini dari dalam peti surat. Saya ingin mengambil kembali surat ini dan membakarnya, kerana surat ini pasti menyusahkan ayah. Saya berdoa dalam hati agar saya dapat semula surat ini, tapi sudah terlambat.

Beberapa hari kemudian dia menerima balasan surat dari ayahnya yang mengandungi ayat yang ringkas seperti berikut :

Kepada Sarip Dol,

     "Nak, doamu sudah dimakbulkan. Suratmu tidak pernah ayah terima."

Dari Ayah Mu.

Moral of the story, jangan cuba nak kelentong orang tua kita kerana diorang ni lebih dahulu makan garam dari kita.

The Story by Brandy Carlile

All of this lines across my face,

Tell you the story of who I am,

So many stories of where I've been,

And how I got to where I am.

But these stories don't mean anything,

When you've got no one to tell them to,

It's true.. I was made for you.

I climbed across the mountain tops,

Swam all across the ocean blue,

I crossed all the line and I broke all the rules,

But baby I broke them all for you.

Because even when I was flat broke,

You make me feel like a million bucks,

You do, and I was made for you..

You see the smile that's on my mouth,

Is hiding the words that don't come out,

And all of my friends who think that I'm blessed,

Theh don't know my head is a mess.

No they don't know who I really am,

And they don't know what I've been through,

But you do..

And I was made for YOU..

The Story of "Fry Eggs"

Wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my  GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW! We  need more butter. Oh my GOSH!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're  going to STICK!
Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen  to me when you're cooking! Never!
Turn them!
Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have  you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget  to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared  at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You
think I don't know how to  fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you  what it feels
like when I'm driving."