The Story of "Fry Eggs"

Wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my  GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW! We  need more butter. Oh my GOSH!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're  going to STICK!
Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen  to me when you're cooking! Never!
Turn them!
Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have  you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget  to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared  at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You
think I don't know how to  fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you  what it feels
like when I'm driving."